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Oversized direct mail for B2B sellers with high-value deals and a short list of dream accounts. We design it, build it, and ship it — you take the meetings.

Online ads are oversaturated.

Traditional direct mail is too easy to toss.

Packages get opened, and you can be sure it’s not a bot.*

(* Until the robots gain property ownership rights and then we're gonna have a lot more issues than whether or not someone buys your shit)

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Cold emails get filtered. Cold calls get screened.

Packages get walked to the decision-maker’s desk.

The Real World

The Real World

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Built for B2B sellers with short lists and high-value contracts — MSPs, agencies, commercial services, wealth managers. We put your pitch in your dream client’s hands in The Real World, where you're not competing against Bezos and lining Zuck's pockets for a measly <1 % CTR.

Our Process:

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Identify your targets. Maybe you already have their addresses, maybe you don't. Either way, we'll help to target your dream accounts (and figure out whose desk to land on.)

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Design the package.  First impressions matter. On the outside, we've got a range of options, from standard colored bubble mailers to fully-custom prints. Next, we help select and design what's going inside the package. This could be anything from a standard postcard with your service list and a timely discount, to a small item that adds some weight (literally) to the offer.

Assemble and ship. We print, pack, label, and mail your custom mailers. You reap the benefits of mail that actually gets opened.

You’ve never tossed a package before opening it. Neither have your prospects.

Let Big Ass Mailers be your next Big Ass Lead-Gen Source.